*PLEASE PLAY THE BROWSER VER AT YOUR OWN RISK. THAT SHIT IS BUGGED. ESPECIALLY ON MOBILE. I RECOMMEND YOU SCROLL DOWN AND DOWNLOAD THE GAME.  ALSO THE BROWSER VER DOESN'T HAVE A COOL ANIMATED MAIN MENU.

*PLEASE. do NOT take this game seriously


*as of may 25th, 2023, this game is officially also dedicated to my sweetheart, the love of my life, the isabella to my kazuha, tiffany poo bear . now it’s dedicated to both of my pookies, isabella and tiffany. ❤️ ofc this game was originally made for my sweet baby, my sugar plum, the love of my life bellie boo bear, but now seeing as my tiffany will be leaving me, i can’t help but to dedicate this to her too. I LOVE U BOTH and i will give u ur 5.50 dollars one day tiffany, when the stars align and when we see each other again, i’ll give u a big fat juicy kiss. and to my bella, i can’t wait to see yiu again next year, i’ll make sure to give you a juicy kiss too. we will wait for tiffany together…

-KISSES FROM UR GABBERS ❤️ 

/waiting for you, always/


You wake up one day, who knows where the hell you are. The only thing you have on you is your phone. In fact, it's chiming right now! "Kazuha," it reads. Huh. The only Kazuha you know is Kazuha Kaedehara from Genshin Impact, the anime boy you spent $1000 dollars in whaling for. It can't be, right? But it fucking is. You're on a date with Kazuha Kaedehara. 

"me? on a date with KAZUHA?!" is a short and simple visual novel. 

  • mc isn’t referred to by gender (except once), but uses a female profile
  • warning for creepy uber drivers 
  • 3 endings! (good, bad, and true)
  • 1700 words
  • around <10 minutes of gameplay
  • created in under 50 days!
  • my first game ! bear with me

cant download? play on browser!

credits! 

Developed by: XAEAXII

Written by: toughfeetknee (tiffany) (i also get an honorary mention)

Sprites: XAEAXII

Music: TERNOX, Kevin Mcleod, Potat0Master, 3xBlast,

Backgrounds: SpagootBpo, Uncle Mugen, hazarq

SFX: Eric Matyas, ZapSplat.com

Special thanks to Nighten for the phone script!

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thanks for checking our little dating simulation out! if you have any questions or need a bug fix, message me at @xaeaxii on discord.

“me? on a date with KAZUHA?!” is a fan made Genshin Impact visual novel. “me? on a date with KAZUHA?!” is not associated with, endorsed by, or by any means affiliated with HOYOVERSE.


EDIT: hi guys . so much sudden reception LOL but if u plan on drawing fanart or have any questions contact me through my disc @xaeaxii or my ig @gabb.y0928 thanks

StatusReleased
PlatformsHTML5
Rating
Rated 4.7 out of 5 stars
(46 total ratings)
Authorxaeaxii
GenreVisual Novel, Simulation
Made withRen'Py
TagsAnime, Multiple Endings, Parody, Romance, Short

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KAZUHA-1.0-pc.zip 70 MB
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SCALLOPED WHAT

IM SO HAPPY I FOUND THIS GAME BRO I LOVE KAZUHA SO MUCH..

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"Kazuha put the pussy in your mouth"

"The pussy was so good it made me wanna eat my own!"

Were diabolical lines. Playing the game was nice.

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scalloped pussy is my favorite food

(+2)

best game real

Me: Okay Imma try this game..
Me in the middle of gameplay: CLICK OFF CLICK OFF

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the pussy was so good it made me wanna eat my own! EXCUSE ME

(+1)

I’m crying

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THE SO THINLY VEILED SEX JOKES OHMYGOD

I SHIT MY BALLS OF THIS SHIT WAS A WORK OF ART. thank you for making this gam

(+2)

where can i get the neon genesis evangelion garfield shirt????? 😍

MY JAW DROPPED WHILE PLAYING THISS OMGG 👁️👄👁️😭😭😭 WTH IS WRONG WITH THE TEXT??😭😭

(+4)

i love eating pussy too

(+3)

ITS SO HILARIOUS IM WHEEZING TO DEATH LMAO😭

(+3)

OKAY... I WON THE "DON'T SCREAM FROM THE JOKES AT 2AM" CHALLENGE.

(+2)

CRYING THE PUSSY THING 😭

=)) nice, i finished all ending

pretty great game for people who like Kazuha

(+3)

HE LOVES EATING PUSSY?

(+2)

this took 40 years off my life

im sobbing, what did i just play....

"I love eating pussy!" WHAAAAT?1?1?!!?!?

THE PUSSY THING😭😭

LMAOOOO this game was soo silly and really cute!

LMAO THE EATING PUSSY 

(+3)

"you watched kazuha eat his pussy"

PAUSE.

WHAAAAT

(+1)

EXACTLY

(+1)

The food names got me laughing too much lmaooo

(+1)

SILLYASS GAME i truly respect ur grindset. Though mini sidenote the description warning is a litle misleading  cus it says mcs not referred to by gender though theyre called a girl by the uber driver. otherwise fire and peak

OMG YES!!!!!!

(+1)

Do you have a discord by any chance?

(+3)

down bad

yea but I don't really use it

(+1)

what in the ohio did my eyes withnesed

(+1)(-1)

wtf.. 😭

(+2)

KAUZHA?? FROM THE HIT GAME GENSHIN IMPACT??? THE MAN I WHALED FOR AND TRIPLE CROWNED??? THIS MUST BE A DREAM COME TRUE

(+1)

LMAOO

(+2)

im kinda confused on how it says mc isnt refered to by gender, but the creepy ass uber driver says "youre a very pretty girl"?

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hi dev here . sudden influx of people ??? thanks . Um check out my Discord ifu want to send fansrt or something!!! X Æ A-Xii#0052

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people keep asking for other versions WHO DO YOU THINK I AM… however i will seriously make one if u cashapp me $gabbyn0928 im not immune to making bank

i find it disrespectful that you got $5 and i didn't

(-1)

His little outfit is so cute. I love this man. 

(-1)

got all endings with mhy friends on call 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃 kahoo

(-1)

Thx! Now I know how to take my crush out on a date! <//3

(-1)

HELP ME BAHAHSHAIUGHSAIH I LOVE IT 

(-1)

I like this game

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I came across this game randomly and was like "Oh wow my name is the default and then I see that the same pic I saw says "The scalloped pussy!" and the way my jaw dropped faster than Tomo when he hit the floor was crazy... I was flabbergasted😭

(-1)

We need for android!!!

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